What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

What is the reason behind some people referring to themselves as "nice guys" instead of simply being nice?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Is having white skin really that attractive?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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