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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 05:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

When do you feel most peaceful ever?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

Just Forget it!

No go.

What are the types of values?

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

CFPB enforcement lead resigns, slams ‘attack’ on core mission in departure email - CNN

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

As a NATO/Ukraine supporter, since you're so blown away and angered by Trump putting Zelensky in his place yesterday, why don't you support the Ukraine by joining the Ukrainian army? There's 200,000,000+ of you. Put your money where your mouths are.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?